Why God can never get tenure in any university?
- How can you give tenure to someone who
only has one major publication?
- His original publication was not in English.
- His publication had no reference.
- It was not even published in a refereed journal.
- Worse yet, it was not even published in a refereed conference.
- Some even doubt that He wrote it Himself.
- It may be true that He created the world,
but what has He published/done since?
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has had a very rough time
trying to replicate His results.
- He never applied to the Ethics Board
for permission to use human subjects.
- He rarely came to class. He just told students to read the
Book.
- He even asked his Son to teach the class!
- He expelled His first two students, Adam and Eve, from
His class.
- Although there were only ten requirements,
most students failed His tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and
usually held on a mountain top.