Taking a break from their first day of work, the President George W. Bush and the Vice-President Dick Cheney go out to a restaurant near the White House. The waitress comes over and asks them what they would like.
Dick orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What would you like, Mr. President?"
George W. Bush replied: "I'd like a quickie."
The waitress is shocked and astonished. In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House! Now I see that you, like all politicians, were lying! I'm sorry I ever voted for you!" and storms off.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney leans over and says, "George, I think it's pronounced QUICHE."