Calm Response

A man goes to a restaurant and orders "Chicken in a Basket."

When the food is served, he is about to start eating when the waiter returns and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer, sitting at the next table, is a regular customer here.He usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. Would you mind if I were to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you?" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

The officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat. I warn you, whatever you do to it, I'll do the same to you. You pull off one of its legs, I'll pull off one of yours. You break its wings, I'll break your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's ass, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Okay! Your turn!!"